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Hotel No

Hotel Highlights

Welcome to Hotel NO, your luxurious getaway in the heart of Melbourne! This stunning 5-star hotel is located just 0.3mi from the vibrant city center, placing you right in the middle of all the action. With prices starting at only $190, you'll discover that unbeatable comfort doesn't have to break the bank! Nestled at 388 Flinders Lane, you can immerse yourself in the rich culture and energetic vibe of this fabulous city.

Bedroom, Bed in Hotel No
Bedroom, Bed in Hotel No

Rooms

AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room in Hotel No

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1 Queen Size Bed

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130 sqft

Airstream Deluxe, Queen Size

Private Bathroom

Terrace

Minibar

Coffee machine

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1 Queen Size Bed

Deluxe, Queen Size

Balcony

Minibar

Refrigerator

Tea/Coffee maker

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130 sqft

Airstream

Free wifi

Minibar

Refrigerator

Tea/Coffee maker

Airstream

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Step into your haven of tranquility where every amenity has been designed to pamper you to perfection. Enjoy complimentary private parking and free Wi-Fi while indulging in a cozy night in with one of your favorite streaming services like Netflix. Air conditioning ensures you stay cool and comfortable after a day of exploring, and with the added perks of free toiletries, a stunning terrace, and non-smoking rooms, you'll never want to leave your plush sanctuary.

Property building in Hotel No
Facade/entrance in Hotel No

Experience the Best

With 164 rave reviews, Hotel NO is generating quite the buzz among travelers! Guests have fallen in love with the fantastic location, modern features, and the warm hospitality that awaits you. So pack your bags, escape to Melbourne, and experience the charm and elegance of Hotel NO—where your adventure begins!

Bedroom, Bed in Hotel No
Bedroom, Bed in Hotel No

Plan Your Stay

But the fun doesn’t stop at your luxurious room! Hotel NO is just a stone's throw away from some of Melbourne's hottest attractions. Imagine waking up to the enticing aroma of freshly brewed coffee from nearby cafés and then strolling down the lively streets, basking in Melbourne's vibrant arts scene. From the eclectic shops of Flinders Lane to the cultural treasures at the National Gallery of Victoria, there’s an adventure waiting around every corner. After a day of exploration, nothing beats returning to the serene environment of your hotel, where you can unwind and recharge for the exciting adventures yet to come!

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Amenities

Free Private Parking

Free wifi

Streaming service (like Netflix)

Air conditioning

Parking On Site

Terrace

Non-smoking rooms

Patio

Bathroom in Hotel No
Bathroom in Hotel No
Facade/entrance in Hotel No
By far one of the most memorable experiences we have had to date in the Melbourne CBD. The location of Hotel No is next level and we were able to walk, with ease, to our desinations. Although a higher price point we wanted to stay somewhere special for our 5 year Wedding anniversary and this place did not disappoint. Having facilities for a car park was an additional bonus, especially when we were checking out and simply had to walk downstairs. The 'lawn games' were so fun, and although it had been raining it was fun to engage with these with some travelers from the United States. We spent the afternoon and into the evening in our airstream and on the outside deck, and had such a blast! The speaker was excellent and the ipad on the wall was easy to use. Usually we drop our bags and leave our accomodation but everything we needed was right there at our fingertips. And pink! AMAZING! The water pressure in the shower is next level, and did not disappoint. Mini bar included - some non alcoholic beverages, chips, chocolate and a bottle of wine. Hot tip: make sure that you press on the comment/speech bubble when you download the key so you know which airstream you're staying in as we were a bit confused. We will definitely be saving up to come again for another trip, but next time upgrading to the airstream with the hot tub. SO FUN! HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

Alice

Enjoyed every bit of our stay! We loved the playful check-in process, and the Airstreams were such a sight when we opened the rooftop door!!! We were beyond excited that we got a chance to see an Airstream in the flesh, and get to stay in it! The shared area was nicely set up, with games and seating areas for each Airstream under cover. The impact of the pink painted wall art just added to the ambience, plus made for great instagram pics. Inside our Airstream, the pink theme carried through to the walls of the bathroom, to the little details like the seat cushions and bathroom towels and mat. Our Airstream came with a fully stocked minibar, some snacks, an ipad and even a photo printer. The bed was unbelievably comfortable, and we had the most restful sleep. My favourite part of the whole experience...the shower. I know, not normally something someone would get excited about, but the shower pressure was amazing. In the morning, free coffee from the downstairs Cafe was the final touch to a memorable stay. I would happily stay here again, and would highly recommend No Hotel to all my friends and family

Nomadic

What a quirky place to stay !! So much fun had trying to figure out the puzzle of how to get into the place (although, lots of clues provided). the fact that you can park right in the middle of the city for free was a huge bonus, along with free mini bar (popcorn was yum !!). Can't rate the staff as there were none, but clear instructions were communicated prior to the visit. The bed was super comfortable and shower, in terms of hot water and pressure was great. It was a bit rainy and cold when we visited so we would definitely go back to experience the outdoor "playground" in nicer weather.

Massey

Location, comfort, bed/linen, shower. Extras- iPad, mini bar, games. We were very impressed overall. After reading reviews, I packed an extra blanket- but it wasn’t required at all. The linen was so soft and just beautiful to sleep in. The shower was amazing, the pressure and warmth was perfect. I was worried it would be run down and a bit dirty after some other reviews but honestly- our airstream was great- better than some hotels we have stayed in! Hotel No is an experience and one we both really enjoyed. If you are looking for something different- this is it!

Jessica

Cute & Quirky! Been wanting to stay here since it opened. Excellent location. Super helpful staff on the phone when had a bit of a contactless entry/key hiccup. Guided us through an alternative option. So Thankful!! Parking inclusive which is great, especially coming from Regional Victoria. Free mini-bar a nice touch. I was travelling with a child so did not take advantage of the cocktail and bar vouchers also on offer. Adult trip next time! Be a great place to book with a group of friends and make use of the awesome communal space.

Jeff

By far one of the most memorable experiences we have had to date in the Melbourne CBD. The location of Hotel No is next level and we were able to walk, with ease, to our desinations. Although a higher price point we wanted to stay somewhere special for our 5 year Wedding anniversary and this place did not disappoint. Having facilities for a car park was an additional bonus, especially when we were checking out and simply had to walk downstairs. The 'lawn games' were so fun, and although it had been raining it was fun to engage with these with some travelers from the United States. We spent the afternoon and into the evening in our airstream and on the outside deck, and had such a blast! The speaker was excellent and the ipad on the wall was easy to use. Usually we drop our bags and leave our accomodation but everything we needed was right there at our fingertips. And pink! AMAZING! The water pressure in the shower is next level, and did not disappoint. Mini bar included - some non alcoholic beverages, chips, chocolate and a bottle of wine. Hot tip: make sure that you press on the comment/speech bubble when you download the key so you know which airstream you're staying in as we were a bit confused. We will definitely be saving up to come again for another trip, but next time upgrading to the airstream with the hot tub. SO FUN! HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

Alice

Enjoyed every bit of our stay! We loved the playful check-in process, and the Airstreams were such a sight when we opened the rooftop door!!! We were beyond excited that we got a chance to see an Airstream in the flesh, and get to stay in it! The shared area was nicely set up, with games and seating areas for each Airstream under cover. The impact of the pink painted wall art just added to the ambience, plus made for great instagram pics. Inside our Airstream, the pink theme carried through to the walls of the bathroom, to the little details like the seat cushions and bathroom towels and mat. Our Airstream came with a fully stocked minibar, some snacks, an ipad and even a photo printer. The bed was unbelievably comfortable, and we had the most restful sleep. My favourite part of the whole experience...the shower. I know, not normally something someone would get excited about, but the shower pressure was amazing. In the morning, free coffee from the downstairs Cafe was the final touch to a memorable stay. I would happily stay here again, and would highly recommend No Hotel to all my friends and family

Nomadic

What a quirky place to stay !! So much fun had trying to figure out the puzzle of how to get into the place (although, lots of clues provided). the fact that you can park right in the middle of the city for free was a huge bonus, along with free mini bar (popcorn was yum !!). Can't rate the staff as there were none, but clear instructions were communicated prior to the visit. The bed was super comfortable and shower, in terms of hot water and pressure was great. It was a bit rainy and cold when we visited so we would definitely go back to experience the outdoor "playground" in nicer weather.

Massey

Location, comfort, bed/linen, shower. Extras- iPad, mini bar, games. We were very impressed overall. After reading reviews, I packed an extra blanket- but it wasn’t required at all. The linen was so soft and just beautiful to sleep in. The shower was amazing, the pressure and warmth was perfect. I was worried it would be run down and a bit dirty after some other reviews but honestly- our airstream was great- better than some hotels we have stayed in! Hotel No is an experience and one we both really enjoyed. If you are looking for something different- this is it!

Jessica

Cute & Quirky! Been wanting to stay here since it opened. Excellent location. Super helpful staff on the phone when had a bit of a contactless entry/key hiccup. Guided us through an alternative option. So Thankful!! Parking inclusive which is great, especially coming from Regional Victoria. Free mini-bar a nice touch. I was travelling with a child so did not take advantage of the cocktail and bar vouchers also on offer. Adult trip next time! Be a great place to book with a group of friends and make use of the awesome communal space.

Jeff

By far one of the most memorable experiences we have had to date in the Melbourne CBD. The location of Hotel No is next level and we were able to walk, with ease, to our desinations. Although a higher price point we wanted to stay somewhere special for our 5 year Wedding anniversary and this place did not disappoint. Having facilities for a car park was an additional bonus, especially when we were checking out and simply had to walk downstairs. The 'lawn games' were so fun, and although it had been raining it was fun to engage with these with some travelers from the United States. We spent the afternoon and into the evening in our airstream and on the outside deck, and had such a blast! The speaker was excellent and the ipad on the wall was easy to use. Usually we drop our bags and leave our accomodation but everything we needed was right there at our fingertips. And pink! AMAZING! The water pressure in the shower is next level, and did not disappoint. Mini bar included - some non alcoholic beverages, chips, chocolate and a bottle of wine. Hot tip: make sure that you press on the comment/speech bubble when you download the key so you know which airstream you're staying in as we were a bit confused. We will definitely be saving up to come again for another trip, but next time upgrading to the airstream with the hot tub. SO FUN! HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

Alice

Enjoyed every bit of our stay! We loved the playful check-in process, and the Airstreams were such a sight when we opened the rooftop door!!! We were beyond excited that we got a chance to see an Airstream in the flesh, and get to stay in it! The shared area was nicely set up, with games and seating areas for each Airstream under cover. The impact of the pink painted wall art just added to the ambience, plus made for great instagram pics. Inside our Airstream, the pink theme carried through to the walls of the bathroom, to the little details like the seat cushions and bathroom towels and mat. Our Airstream came with a fully stocked minibar, some snacks, an ipad and even a photo printer. The bed was unbelievably comfortable, and we had the most restful sleep. My favourite part of the whole experience...the shower. I know, not normally something someone would get excited about, but the shower pressure was amazing. In the morning, free coffee from the downstairs Cafe was the final touch to a memorable stay. I would happily stay here again, and would highly recommend No Hotel to all my friends and family

Nomadic

What a quirky place to stay !! So much fun had trying to figure out the puzzle of how to get into the place (although, lots of clues provided). the fact that you can park right in the middle of the city for free was a huge bonus, along with free mini bar (popcorn was yum !!). Can't rate the staff as there were none, but clear instructions were communicated prior to the visit. The bed was super comfortable and shower, in terms of hot water and pressure was great. It was a bit rainy and cold when we visited so we would definitely go back to experience the outdoor "playground" in nicer weather.

Massey

Location, comfort, bed/linen, shower. Extras- iPad, mini bar, games. We were very impressed overall. After reading reviews, I packed an extra blanket- but it wasn’t required at all. The linen was so soft and just beautiful to sleep in. The shower was amazing, the pressure and warmth was perfect. I was worried it would be run down and a bit dirty after some other reviews but honestly- our airstream was great- better than some hotels we have stayed in! Hotel No is an experience and one we both really enjoyed. If you are looking for something different- this is it!

Jessica

Cute & Quirky! Been wanting to stay here since it opened. Excellent location. Super helpful staff on the phone when had a bit of a contactless entry/key hiccup. Guided us through an alternative option. So Thankful!! Parking inclusive which is great, especially coming from Regional Victoria. Free mini-bar a nice touch. I was travelling with a child so did not take advantage of the cocktail and bar vouchers also on offer. Adult trip next time! Be a great place to book with a group of friends and make use of the awesome communal space.

Jeff

Location

388 Flinders Lane, Melbourne , Melbourne, 3152, Australia

Hotel No